Free range eggs.  Are they free or are they $2?
Leave money at the farm gate and collect fresh eggs complete with a feather.
No, not loose unpacked eggs - ye olde farm is right up-to-date. What was I thinking? Egg crates have been around forever. 
Eggs usually have brown shells, no white shells are found now.

   My gross weight: 81kg that's minus .5kg.... exercise... exercise...