Here is one solution to the city's old fig tree problem!  (From the garden of a south coast non-conformist).

If a so-called unsophisticated tourist goes hiking in Europe or roams in a camper-van do they risk expulsion, mistaken for a gypsy?  At least safe on one score while ever we don't cover up in middle eastern clothing.
All the same, motor homes have difficulty finding legal yet casual parking on most of our vast coast line. Regulations rule the day.
My gross weight: 81.5kg -still the same!